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Tuesday, May 29, 2007
"Celebutants" Flashing People seems to be a growing trend.
So flattering.
Ooops...She did it again.
Posted by Jorge Michael at 3:52 PM 0 comments

In more recent news, Sanjaya Malakar, made famous from his awesomely bad hairstyles and shitty voice on hit Fox Show, American Idol, was arrested yesterday for posession of an illegal substance with intent to sell. The F-List Celebrity allegedly has a little black book which holds a list of fellow celebrity clients such as Ron Jeremy and Tara Reid. When Asked to comment about the incident, Sanjaya had this to say about himself: "Paula made me do it! (followed by a little chuckle)."
Posted by Jorge Michael at 3:25 PM 0 comments

Brody Jenner has been linked to many starlets, including Kristen Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, and even Nicole Richie. However we here at JorgeMichael.com would like to give a full congratulations to the Big man on campus for coming out of the closet. Yes folks, Brody Jenner is a flaming homo.
Posted by Jorge Michael at 3:14 PM 0 comments
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