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Monday, October 18, 2004
Don't bother...
...On second thought...

posted by SorryJohnny | 6:20 PM | 3 comments

Friday, October 15, 2004
Last night I prayed that you die
I spent a great deal of my life being brainwashed by Christian fanatics. Thanks P&M. I spent my impressionable youth being scared shitless of thinking about a boob. I was encouraged to live a life of fear, guilt, and shame for wanting to have fun. I was told that the God that loved me eternally and unconditionally couldn't wait for an opportunity to cast me down to an eternity of horrendous torture the likes of which can not even be comprehended by mankind. "Pass the collection basket please, let me pay for more lies." Its not just Christianity, it's all organized religion. They preach love and compassion on one hand, but encourage you to look at non-believers as soul-less pigs. 99% of all wars in history have been fought in the name of a God. You'd think these assholes would have gotten the point by now. I hope you do. Of course, religion at its heart is not all bad. Throughout time, nutsacks like to add and take away and mold ideas to fit their own agenda. I think that right after man created fire, but just before he discovered the hygienic advantage of ass-wiping, he stumbled upon this: That a power unknown created all he knows, and all that he doesn't know, but could very well exist, order to live a fulfilled life, he must respect that power and all of its creations. Somewhere along the road from then to now, there were assholes who really believed that woman was formed from the first man's rib. Then there were asshole nuns and priests who forced that shit into the minds of young kids and threatened them to believe it, without question, or suffer eternal damnation. If we weren't meant to doubt, why do we? And as far as Jesus goes, the stories I hear about him paint a great picture. Everyone should try to live the way that we were told he lived. I think that's the message. Maybe he is God, maybe not. Either way, he makes for a damned good role model. To forbid doubt of his divinity proves that you fear truth. Essentially, you fear turning to worm shit once you die. Fear not, you won't know. I too hope that there is something after life, that would be great, that's why I pray to my God every night. That, and inner well-being. So to the religious out there, good for you, as long as your happy wallowing in a life of misbeliefs and ignorance, carry on, just stay away from me.

posted by SorryJohnny | 11:01 AM | 0 comments

Thursday, October 14, 2004
Finally, some self-importance
I'm glad I'm jumping on the trendy, computer savvy blog band-wagon. I'm going to start watching The Apprentice tonight, then I'm in. Did you catch the debate last night? You fucking loser. Do you think it matters. Do you really think they care about you? Are you really comfortable giving one human being such an awesome amount of power over you and the rest of the world? How obvious do they have to be that it doesn't matter who's running this country. Did you notice the outfits. Either way, this country is in one serious downward spiral. And not the kick-ass Trent Reznor type, I'm talking the George Orwell type. On one hand, you have Bush, who likes killing babies and their mommy's, at your expense. And than Kerry, who wants to put every Harvard grad who works 100 hours per week on the streets and give his job to Tyrone P. Crackpipe, at your expense. Either way, we're fucked, and you're probably too stupid to see it. Vote nobody! Don't even register, then you can't get stuck with jury duty! Vote or Die or continue living your life however you see fit.

posted by SorryJohnny | 10:08 AM | 0 comments


Friday, October 11, 2002
Bowling for Columbine

Notorious C.H.O.

These are a few of my favorite things.
posted by Flat at 12:07 PM

Sunday, October 06, 2002
My girlfriend, Miss Teresa, makes me soak my underwear everyday. Sometimes, I think that she doesn't even know that she's doing it. I am in love with her.
posted by Flat at 3:49 PM

Friday, October 04, 2002
Upcoming Fall & Winter Films:

The 25th Hour: Dir. Spike Lee, Edward Norton, Rosario Dawson, P.S. Hoffman

8 Mile

About Schmidt: Dir. Alexander Payne (citizen ruth, election) Jack Nicholson, Hope Davis, Dermot Mulroney, Kathy Bates

Adaptation: Dir Spike Jonz, Nicolas Cage, Meryl Streep, Tilda Swinton

Catch Me if you Can 12.25.02

Chicago 12.27.02

Confessions of a Dangerous Minds Dir. George Clooney Drew Barrymore, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Sam Rockwell

Drumline 01.10.03-teen movie about drumer from Harlem

Frida Dir. Julie Taymor, Salma Hauek, 10.25.02

Gangs of New York 12.25.02

The Hours 12.27.02

The Life of David Gale Kevin Spacey, Kate Winslet, Kaura Linney

Phone Booth 11.15.02

Pinocchio 12.25.02

Punch Drunk Love 10.11.02 Dir. PT Anderson

Roger Dodger 10.25.02 Dir. Dylan Kidd Campbell Scott, Isabella Rossellini, Jennifer Beals, Elizabeth Burkley

Talk to Her Dir. Pedro Almodovar 11.22.02

The Truth About Charlie Dir. Jonathan Demme Mark Wahlberg, Thandie Newton, Tim Robbins 10.25.02.

Two Weeks Notice 12.22.02

posted by Flat at 9:15 AM

Wednesday, August 6, 2008


Thursday, May 25, 2006
Online Commuications

I really like the websites like MySpace and Blackplanet. It gives you a chance to meet new people and learn New things. The people on the sites are real friendly so you will have fun. The pages on thier are interesting too. I have met people from all over so its fun. One thing bad about it is some people like young teens give out information to the wrong pople. I dont liek that because people die. Not jus teens but everyone needs to be careful.. Thats my Opnion..

posted by ISidity @ 10:19 AM 2 comments

KELLY.BLOGSPOT.COM - Watching Bored People at Work as Cure for Boredom at Work?

Friday, September 22, 2000
that's what jason just said about leia's web site, which includes a cam where you may watch leia at work. which is also what katie said about leia's cam. am i the only person who could bear to look at it? must just be because i'm at work and B_O_R_E_D and trying to avaoid real work.

SAINTJSC: it's creepy
SAINTJSC: like a pee wee's playhouse-ish sort of creepy
posted by kelly at 8:42 AM


Wednesday, January 24, 2001
Today is the first day im using this wonderful tool.
posted by aaron at 1:05 PM


Tuesday, May 29, 2007
"Celebutants" Flashing People seems to be a growing trend.
So flattering.
Ooops...She did it again.
Posted by Jorge Michael at 3:52 PM 0 comments

In more recent news, Sanjaya Malakar, made famous from his awesomely bad hairstyles and shitty voice on hit Fox Show, American Idol, was arrested yesterday for posession of an illegal substance with intent to sell. The F-List Celebrity allegedly has a little black book which holds a list of fellow celebrity clients such as Ron Jeremy and Tara Reid. When Asked to comment about the incident, Sanjaya had this to say about himself: "Paula made me do it! (followed by a little chuckle)."
Posted by Jorge Michael at 3:25 PM 0 comments

Brody Jenner has been linked to many starlets, including Kristen Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, and even Nicole Richie. However we here at would like to give a full congratulations to the Big man on campus for coming out of the closet. Yes folks, Brody Jenner is a flaming homo.
Posted by Jorge Michael at 3:14 PM 0 comments
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MRANDMRS.BLOGSPOT.COM - 2 Posts - Post # 1 - UniqueCpl4U Totally Cybers

Sunday, June 13, 2004
thank you lady A

We would like to thank a lovely lady who we will call A on chat today... she knows why! Hope to chat again soon lady A... you did make our evening...

posted by Uniquecpl4u @ 5:41 PM 6 comments

Tuesday, August 5, 2008


Friday, October 14, 2005
im pretty
basically id just like to say im pretty
posted by RandyPaco at 4:59 PM 0 comments


Saturday, January 07, 2006
New blog?

Hi.. Bye

I've always seen people making these things and always wanted to try it out, Whining about how life bites, Nagging about their neighbourhood, Bragging about this $600 sneakers they got and showing pics of their newly-bought MP3 player.

But, I can only do Whining and Nagging 'cause I don't have a $600 sneakers nor a newly-bought MP3 player =/

Now trying to rip off layout from my other site

Currently is 1.11am in GMT +8:00 timezone - sunday.

Finished watching the DVDs I bought on friday - "Along Came Polly" & "The Truman Show", Along came polly was alright but The truman show was a new perspective. It made me wonder if we're all just some scientific tool in a random research facility and we're being monitored 24/7 by 2 different persons or more specifically; The sun and moon.

Sure, We've been to the moon.. How do we know that's not a illusion created by the scientist? Maybe they wanted to test the limitations of micro-life? We created Sea-Monkeys, Why can't we be created too? Maybe we're just expendable pawns in a sick game monitored by fellow human beings to test vaccines and cures for side-effects; And viruses are introduced just to see how humans would react to it and what is the best cure? I'm not being psycho here, just think about it.. Entertainment, Addictions and technology? They could well be distractions to draw our attention away just like how the Romans were lured away from rebellion by Gladiator fights.

Anyway, Everyone.. Whether they like rap or not should just get Mike Shinoda's debut album - The Rising Tied or to be more exact - Fort Minor, The Rising Tied. - For audio samples =)

posted by dismembered @ 9:05 AM 0 comments


Friday, September 14, 2001
hey whats up this is my 2nd blog this one is just for people who need help with there computers
hey i know jsut about everything about a computer i would be glad to help you with programming, specs for a new computer, what type of computer is the best, I will also have the latest in computer tech. and if you just have a question fell FREE TO ASK ME.
posted by Joshua at 6:05 PM


Friday, May 11, 2001
ever have a nightmare where you are sooo glad to be back you feel like Dorothy? there is NO place like home. yee haw. whew. i dreamed i got thin again and some rich guy scooped me up and away to his castle and somewhere in the entourage i lost my 3 dogs. boy did i pitch a fit. i make a good princess bitch. when i found my dogs, back at the hotel, they were playing dog soccer with an old, dried up, piece of dog poop in a box. i go "ha ha ha, you're playing with an old turd!" and my black dog said, "so are you!" LOL. i got my dogs, gave him back the ring, drank beer out of a bottle and ate out of the buffet before it was served. woo ha! i love my dogs.
posted by Lorian at 12:08 AM