Friday, July 11, 2008


Saturday, October 26, 2002
You don't fool me for one second mister...

Lisa wants me to serialize my life, because it means that at least one of us will leave some sort of impression once we're dead. I was quite taken by the idea of using a nuclear-proof medium in which to record on. Survivors of the forthcoming holocaust will be able to read this and take comfort in the banal yet comforting normality of my life. I might even be made a God by some primitive proto-society, some desperate band of people trying to get humanity back on its feet. Like that band of feral children in Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome. I will be deified, instead of reviled, for my mediocrity.

So I typed in the relevant information and - hey presto! - here we are. Yet another person vying for a complete and total stranger's attention in an increasingly detached and indifferent world.

Lisa wasn't very impressed. She simply took one look at the page and made that disappointed noise she makes. I'm sure you're familiar with it. Everybody is familiar with disappointment. It sort of sounds like breathing, but there's a distinct emphasis on the out-take of breath. I can't spell it. How do you spell the sound of disappointment? I'm sure there's a "p" in it somewhere. Probabaly an "f" too. Regardless she was very disappointed. She's decided to use the rather quaint method of writing a diary. Jesus! Get with the times, Lisa! Can't you see where we are? We have access to all this technology and all you want to use paper?

That's the beauty of it all. After all, writing is abstract. But with this you don't even have anything as tangible as a piece of paper in your hand, telling you it's all real. I am a phantasm. And in possibly twenty years, people will doubt that I ever existed at all. Well why should I justify my existence to you? I don't even know you.

Please tell all your friends about me.
posted by Chin at 1:32 PM


Sunday, April 24, 2005
Is Maximum's Mom Dr. Martinez?
We finally know who Maximum Ride's Father Is (Jeb) and her brutal dead brother (Ari) but we have never known who her mopther was. It never even mentioned Max thinking this at all near the end of the book or when she was with Ella And Ella's Mum Dr. Martinez. But when Ella and her Mum opened their eyes in fright when Max exposed her wings, they could have been surprised because they knew they had a long-lost sister, who was given away to an Engineering Palace to be genetically transformed. I know it sounds crazy but just think about it.
posted by Griffin at 7:20 AM 4 comments


Wednesday, November 26, 2003
so i'm at work the other day and this lady comes in. all seven feet of her.


"Oh, is this it?"


"here you go!"


(innocent bystander)"have some class lady."

so me and my friend kim just look at eachother and keep taking astonished peoples orders. then the amazon bitch queen decides to come in again.


"napkins are right over there!"


"here you go!"


"i'm sorry ma'm but we're not in charge of drive thru."

"if you want we could make it over for you."


the simple fact that we were remaining so calm and pleasant was pissing her off even more. yeah lady, i hope yelling at a couple kids who told you they weren't the cause of your unhappiness made you feel really big. not that you aren't huge already. tall bitch.

tUrBo PeRiL

// posted by tUrBo @ 4:00 PM


Tuesday, February 6
it's kind of strange!
posted at 12:16 AM [edit]

Thursday, July 10, 2008


Sunday, December 24, 2000
It's Christmas Eve! That's so cool! I'm super-excited. Tonight we are eating lobster & clams and watching a movie. I have never had lobster at all. Although I already figured out (kids reading this please turn your heads from the screen.) that Santa doesn't exist, and then my so called "mom" further proved my thoughts, saying, "It's more about Jesus' birthday than about Santa." Which would make sense because she is all religious. But what about just the fantasy of Santa? She should watch the South Park Christmas Specials, where Jesus and Santa duke it out.
Yesterday was Fat Bastard's 12th birthday. However I remembered is a mystery. He will probably get a truckload of food, seeing as he is Fat Bastard, fat, a bastard, and my ex. I doubt that through the passing of the year he gained anymore knowledge, respect, girlfriends... probably weight, but that's it. That was sort of clever, if I do say so myself. Sort of mean, but if you knew Fat Bastard, you would totally and completely understand my point. He hardly ever called. When we broke up, he told his friends that he paid me fifty bucks every Wednesday and I screwed him. And he said he wants to get me and my girl Laura pregnant and make us "bleed." What a dick.
posted by Maggie at 9:02 AM


Thursday, April 26, 2007
musings on a hot afternoon
my day was good so far, except for this giant pimple on my nose which is a constant source of irritation and's ruined my spirits and i am trying not to think about it and thats really hard. Pimple's have always been there, they just appear and disappear every now and then.........i never cared much about them as I do now, thats because i have nothing to do today....the reason being i am having holidays for 2 months........till the end of may. And i am bored, sounds very cliched but true, very true in my case because i like being busy, doing things and not having time to rest, and complaining about it while i am actually enjoying myself...........

I've been trying to put my time to good use, been reading quite a bit, but how long can one read?? well, not very long i suppose. Of late i just cant focus on one thing, my mind keeps wandering......Just hope June comes as soon as it can, I just cant wait to get back to college......... and begin my journey once again.
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Tuesday, August 12, 2003
The air conditioner was on through the night and the most of the world slept. Their minds and bodies rested from their hard and long days. Sleep released the frustration caved inside of them. As they did so, they dreamt of may different worlds. Like people with umbrellas and Rubber Duckies that flew. Alas, some others had dreams of grief and horror. Where they were cast out of the world or everybody died from a poison that spread throught the planet. Now, as wrap up this post for my blogger, I shall rest my mind and body too. ¶ 7:49 PM


Wednesday, January 21, 2004
I got up in the morning and freaked out because my mom was supposed to take me to extra credit and we were so late. So then i complained and she let me stay home...i watched Bruce Almighty 3 times and then Finding Nemo. i dozed off a couple of times witch is surprising because the exorsist is still floating in my mind and scaring the ever-loving shit out of me from time to time. Sometimes i think that i need a shrink. I get so scared of these scary movies. I dont mean to watch so many but it winds up that i've seen more scary movies then most of my friends..ashley and christina can walk home by themselves at night and i cant. my dad might get me a digital camera and you know what that meens...sending 40 year olds pics of me and then meeting them for dates!!! Just joking. I havent had T.v in months...alls i can watch is paper view channel witch is why i watch Bruce Almighty all the time. And its hard when everyone else talking about American Idol!! The word of the day is "FLATULANT" it means smelly and gassy, having alot of gas. I saw my dad saying it to this guy online. I think that gay people should be allowed to get married. E-mail me on your thoughts ¶ 3:17 PM


Sunday, March 12, 2006
Hi, I'm Jerry
The way you introduce yourself says a lot about you.
Let's say you're at a party. Well, the party's actually in the apartment that you live in.
But you arrived just as it was getting good. By opening your door and leaving your room.
You nod at your roommates, who yell and say something about seeing you for the first time in a week. They are very excited about this. There is loud music playing but they are so excited that you can hear them yelling, "Come meet our roommate Jerry. He's fucking hilarious. We haven't seen him in a week."
Your roommates bring over a guy you've never seen before. Since you don't know him, you dislike him already. You reach out to shake this douchebag's hand.
He says his name but you forget it 5 seconds later, because you don't give a shit.
He tells you where he's from and what he's doing here, but who fucking cares. You're about to tell him who you are.
"Hi," you say. "I'm Jerry. I live here. I'm a junior majoring in studio art. I was supposed to be a senior pre-med. That didn't work out. I haven't taken a shower since the last time my roommates saw me and I just jacked off."
This douchebag, he looks at you, and down at his hand.
Then everyone bursts out laughing, including you. You just laugh a little harder than the rest of them.
posted by Jerry at 8:40 AM 0 comments

Wednesday, July 9, 2008


Thursday, November 20, 2003
JO AND I ARE GOING TO DECORATE THE BIG WALL! Now Rich can shut the fuck up about how much better his room is than ours. So we may or may not be moving...but the big wall needs something in the interim. Yeah it does. Jo says get a big canvas and spend a weekend painting but 1. we don't have the money for a canvas that big or paint to cover it and 2. we don't have an entire weekend to spare. I say just plagiarize LiveBear but I guess that would take alot of money and effort too. DUDE we haven't even hung up the friggin Chinese lanterns yet. DUDE. In addition, I have discovered that chucking a tennis ball at Loren/Anthony's wall really pisses them off and makes them shut off the music. So I'm totally going to bring my softball glove back with me when I go home for Thanksgiving and go nuts. Kill Bill style.

Yeah so I missed the Ani concert tonight. I don't want to talk about it. I'm poor and my seat would have been so bad and nobody wanted to go with me I would have gone alone, and that would have sucked. Actually, I'm sure it still would have been awesome but I'm trying to ignore that. Her new CD comes out Jan 20 and Bodily is on it and the lyrics are so sad and that was my song of last February when shit was going down but I still haven't actually HEARD the song...just read the lyrics. I really really really hope I love what the song sounds like as much as I love the words. She is my ultimate girl crush but that's nothing you don't already know. I can't wait to come home and just drive around with Ania and listen to Serpentine or Overlap or School Night or TWO LITTLE GIRLS. So many car rides with Ania and post-prom driving from Sarah Murdoch's with Laura Bornstein to Caitlin's listening to Adam and Eve. (HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.) Shit. What a beautiful night.

Ok so I have an internet journal and it's probably not going to be nearly as scandalous as everyone expects but I'll try to keep doing dumb shit to keep it fresh. Now time to download porn and sleep because I register at 9:15 tommorrow. Yikes. ¶ 10:57 PM


Hey Paizanno! Comme va? If you don't understand what that means...too bad! Ok I really don't know what to write so beir with me! Well thats it thanks for your co-operation, in conclusion I'd like to thank the good people at, my future husband *Justin Timberlake* and my maltese terrier Pebbles. I couldn't of done it without you! **Laura wipes off a tear dripping down her cheek** I AM CANADIAN! heeeh! Ciao! -Laura-
posted by Laura 5:37 PM


Saturday, January 18, 2003
San Francisco - The city which I would like to visit more often. Great place to visit at least once in your lifetime. Be there or be square!!. Duh.
posted by LonDon at 11:04 AM


Wednesday, October 15, 2003
If anyone had tried to tell me this was going to be my life I would have smiled and said "Really?...How funny". I guess that is exactly how I got here. I am actually no stranger to living a double life but this one is by far the most bizzare, the most secret, and the most involved. Going back into work at my "regular" job after spending the last couple days as a "provider" and having to answer that I had done nothing exciting all weekend while vivid memories of a stranger's naked body posed above me, eyes closed and sweating into my hair, flash in my eyes like a movie scene or some dream you wake up from unsure of it's reality. I answer nothing and remember the train ride to "work"...the men looking at me very differently than they do in "real life" and me looking at them from new eyes as well. I am looking past their thinning hair and pregnant bellies to the lusty darkness of men who are generally ignored as sexual beings. They are ignored at home by their wives and ignored, if not loathed, by the young girls they long for and cannot have. I know I never paid them any mind before this. I look at them now as they look at me and I can spot the potential culprits...the possibles...the familiar ones. I have lovers and people I consider my friends who are 55 year old, married business men. These experiences are getting hard to keep to myself and familiar enough to be a part of me I will never lose, but will never be able to talk about.

// posted by redstar @ 9:20 PM


Saturday, July 28, 2001

i had green beans yesturday
some lemonaid
it was so good
then i called my friend up
we were talking about life
and the movies, i think i'm
gonna go see a movie now

posted by Becca at 8:58 PM


Saturday, March 22, 2003
um today was cool i didnt really like the morning but later it was cool. i really miss jessica. well kellys over and we just called ted.i went to the mall and thats about it. it was kinda a waste of a saturday considering its the best time of the week.i hate jakob mccabe he pisses me of and i wanna kill him.he should burn for all of the mean things hes done to us. he ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok hang on breathe in breathe out 1..2..3.........9..10 ok im fine i think ok bye bye
posted by GP at 11:12 PM


Tuesday, November 27, 2001
Whatup my peeps?! It's me the QTPie bloggin in YOUR world. My Dogg and I be hittin up the webbies out there and be checkin up on our new blogworld friends. This will be our place of come one, come all and join in. We don't hate, regulate or sedate...aight, maybe sometimes. But yall know what's up. Aint nothing but a G Thang Baybee...

To all my folks that made this blogg world happen...yeah, that's you Chili and are strictly ATOMIC!!!!!! You set us off and now we can chat with the world and let them know waaaazzzzup in the Dogghaus. That's right, me and the Dogg will post our everyday happenings here. So, stay tuned and watch out BLOGGER. Aint no mountain high enough for me and my DOGGY STYLIN. Watch out Ricki Lake, cuz we comin back with the real happenins of OUR WORLD!!!

Dogg...take it to the bridge!!

posted by 1QTPie at 2:29 PM

Tuesday, July 8, 2008


Tuesday, May 01, 2001
Starting at the beginning is a bit of a bore but not in my case. Born blind, with 4 siblings and no Dad life seemed like shit. Mom wasn't much use except for a slurp or two. She wasn't so healthy. We were hitching a ride on a frieghter from Texas to Louisiana. It stunk of something I've never smelled again. Acrid, made my mouth and nose burn. I burried my head in Mom's side to fend off the rankness of the air. She was warm and smelled musky-sweet. My sibs were pushy but I was the boss despite my smallness. I think being small made it easier for me to slip and nudge and push my way through this new life. I was not going to be denied whatever it is I wanted even if I didn't know what it was I wanted at the time.
posted by razor at 2:29 PM


January 09, 2006
haha: useful information
Fat people use more soap
Smoking is a dying art
Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off
Smile every second of your life. It makes people wonder why
Life's not so bad if you consider the alternative

posted by hahahaaa at 6:24 PM 0 comments


Tuesday, February 26, 2008
What I do.

There's writing everywhere on the web. Articles, blogs, lists, all sorts of content. All of it has mistakes. I hate mistakes, they ruin what would otherwise be a perfect article. Don't worry though, I'm here to show you them, and help the author recognize and fix thier mistakes. With luck, in time there will be fewer mistakes in the world, and we will be a better place for it.

Look forward to my posts, I'll be showing you some pretty bad mistakes in the next couple of days, and I'll note interesting things I found as well along the way. See you soon!
Posted by Johnathan Mar at 2/26/2008 04:23:00 PM 1 comments
Labels: first, intro, introduction


Friday, October 06, 2006
Pissy Thursday
Thursday was a horrifying nightmare. I worked so hard on two of my assignments and the kids totally pissed on my bushes. That's it, I'm never going to work hard and finish ahead anymore. I'm going to procastinate and be the worker that I was, maybe that'll make my assigments more appealing for those candy suckers.

Did you know? That the Ice Coffee at starbucks is total heaven? (:
posted by Loverville Train at 1:35 PM 0 comments

GYM.BLOGSPOT.COM - 4 Post Special on "How to do Gym"

Tuesday, January 14, 2003
hear is a list of all the movesyou can learn .
Foward roll
Hand stand
back roll

posted by zoe at 5:35 AM

Thursday, January 09, 2003
You should remember to always do some warming up and streching exercises before gym. If you do not warm up properly you could hurt yourself
posted by zoe at 6:05 AM

[1/9/2003 5:57:15 AM | zoe j]

Next I will teach you how to do a foward roll first you have to scwhat down and put your hands just under your ears lean foward and lift your bum high and you will all or a sudden roll foward your self but just remember to keep tucked in.
[1/9/2003 5:49:10 AM | zoe j]

posted by zoe at 5:57 AM

Hello and welcome to the gym web site today i will be teaching you how to be able to do lots of differant gym moves .First i will teach you how to do a tuck jump
first do a straight jump and then try it again but this time in the air you have to tuck your knees into your chest.

posted by zoe at 5:49 AM


Wednesday, January 01, 2003
Happy New Year Wow Its 2003~ ::throws up hands:: yah well i guess i should list my new years resolution. Hm.... Lets see this year i will work harder, try not to piss people off, and for the last one I will get in shape (just cuz everyone always lists that last one) yah... soo lets get started on those. Today was eh an ok day. Nothing special. I think as u get older holidays don't mean that much to me. The only kool thing about holidays now is getting off of school. btw don't u think homework during break is gay? I have a whole buncha stuff to do and only a couple days to do it... YIKES! yah so what was I talking about? hm.. oh yah holidays aren't that special to me anymore, i mean i slept in when people were doing the countdown. What so special about the starting of the new year? To me its just another day.... having said that Lets see what I did today. i woke up and played PS2 (Orphan) worst game on planet.... and im not saying that cuz i can't pass this one level. Then I woke up and cleaned the house, cuz we clean the house every day. Don't u hate it? u clean and clean and clean and it never gets clean... i wodner why. I guess its just one of gods mysterios puzzles. Yah then after my uncle and aunt came over to visit my dad, who just came home from the hospital. He had his appedix out and can't walk around cuz his side hurts. My sister swears that he's dieing. Lol. After my uncle and aunt left i went to the movies with anthrax and we saw drumline. We were gonna go movie hopping and watch Just Married but she had to go home, so oh well. At least it leaves another movie day open. During the movies Anthraxes phone went off and it was agent sea weed. Sea weed told us that Lo was mad at me and anthrax cuz we went to the movies, and i was like what did I do? Lo is mad at anthrax cuz he wanted to go to Best Buys with her and she said yes then canceled cuz she said she was going to the movies with me. So now Lo is mad cuz he went to go pick anthrax up and she was leaving to go with me to the movies. It's so not my fault. Its so not anyones fault. Confusion is to blame for everything. I say leave things be and start fresh. No one really shud be mad at anyone right? Oh well this is the way to start the new years... I'm on people's hit list now... and a hit list doesn't mean they're after me, just means im not their friend. Well n e who... yah thats what happened today, so with nothing else to say.... Later dayz ("weekenders")

posted by Andy at 11:01 PM


Saturday, December 25, 2004
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!!

this is blog thing..the point of it, I don't know. I was just bored I guess. So Christmas was pretty good this year...21 presents all ripped open in less than 8 minutes! whoo! I actually liked giving presents better than getting them this year. weird, huh? I liked giving Kyle his the most.. 4 things for 70 dollars..all my money went to Kyle this year, but it was all worth it! ok, that's basically all i have for today...

Leave comments if u would like....

I love you Kyle, more than anything, always have and always will..and I will be here for you whenever you need me!

posted by Sarah @ 10:16 PM 3 comments

Monday, July 7, 2008


Tuesday, April 27, 2004
1) Beautiful hands.

posted @ 11:17 PM


Thursday, January 24, 2008

Hello People! Dumb Brunette here! I started this blog so I can share my feelings anonymously and so other people can share there thoughts with me! I called my blog caught in the middle because I am always caught in the middle of other fights and stuff like that! Hmm now let me me tell you a lil about me! Lets see I love the Jonas Brothers and Heath Ledger! I love getting on the computer and talking to friends! I can make myspace layouts and stuff like that! I will tell you make about me later on! Well thats it for now! Dumb Brunette Out!!

Posted by Dumb Brunette at 5:57 PM 0 comments


Sunday, March 03, 2002

Hello I'm Olin and I live up in Alaska today it is melting snow on the ground with clear skys & sunny

the temprerature is 34 degrease the degrease in my house is 71degrease the time is 3:30 P.M. well I gotta go Bye!

Olin 4:34 PM


Monday, May 07, 2001
This is on society and how it sucks. if you like society then this isnt the site for you but if you hate it you might want to take a look at it.
posted by Shawn at 8:30 PM

This is on society and how it sucks. if you like society then this isnt the site for you but if you hate it you might want to take a look at it.
posted by Shawn at 8:29 PM


:: Friday, May 10, 2002 ::

i rolled off my bed today and hit my head off my dresser. I got a minor concussion and went to sleep. I didn't have to go to school.I was gonna vote for myself for most creative today. I probably lost to this preppy guy, Josh Melvin. just because he can draw. I can draw....kinda. But Im published..Like three books now. Prolly
:: Chris 7:50 PM [+] ::


Monday, July 21, 2003
Ok, I'm new to this, so hang with me folks... What to say? Well, it's all uphill from here! A few details about me - I'm a resident of Worcester Park, a small part of the sprawl which is London and the home counties. I work in East London, mostly with computers, which involves a long drive each way - is it worth it? Well, I like the solitude of those long drives, and it gives me a chance to listen to the radio and find out what is happening in the world!

I'm single, play the guitar, ride a motor bike, drive a car, and have interests in psychology, politics, humour, music, motorsport and all sorts of weird and wonderful goings on! I've never bought anything on ebay, I had a web site for a while, I think Kylie Minogue looks rough, I have trouble with the way the British Government is trying to run our country, I like the sea, hate beaches with crowds of people, I don't drink a large amount - well, not very often, I smoke too much, I love Terry Pratchett and I like to exercise my mind with quizzes, puzzles, problems and enigmas. Oh yes, and I think John Otway is one of the greatest entertainers to hit the world of music in the last 30 years.

Ok, enough bullshit, let's get down to details...

Today I'm going to go on about the state of the music industry - in the UK anyhow - I don't know what's happening in the rest of the world, so I won't comment on that. Many people have been heard to say that the British music industry is dieing - there is nothing but music industry sponsored, talentless, young, pretty boybands, girlbands, hunks and babes who have no talent, only the abiltiy to look good, that the music industry will fail because of the internet piracy that is rampant out there in cyberspace, and that there is no-one producing good solid music from the heart. This is true when we're talking about the top ten, but there is a hell of a lot of music out there which is available to anyone who is willing to go out and look for it. There are music venues all over the country which are letting talent that may not be big in the world of the 14 year old female single buyer, but is performed with skill and heart. Many of these performers have charted in the earlier, more real charts - such bands as Dr. Feelgood, Eddie and the Hotrods, the Blockheads perform regularly around the country, the big block buster bands such as Yes, Status Quo, Fleetwood Mac and Meatloaf still perform stadium gigs to be proud of. There are bedroom musicians who are making good music and making it available on the net - ok, some of it is crap, but some is truly worthwhile.

It's true, the music industry is changing. The government has just passed a law which will restrict the playing of live music in unlicensed premises, but there are still many venues worth visiting. The internet will allow the downloading of music, both legally and illegally, and the single will fade out of importance in the near future.

Ok, enough of this crap - I'm going to go and buy a drink - see you around!

// posted by Simon @ 1:01 PM


Tuesday, August 03, 2004
Can't stop
I missed you on LENO because I couldn't drag myself away from the computer. I just keep hitting the rewind button so I can see Arnie and hear President Clinton say, "what'd I do?" It must release endorphins.

posted by Didi @ 7:01 PM 7 comments


{Thursday, February 05, 2004 . }

Opening - Febuary 5th - by Max

Welcome to Loserville - Population: You. Have we said that enough times yet? Good.

What do you need? Don't come back here again. EVER. Or I shall kill you. Want me to kill you?


Thank you.

max blogged on 6:00 PM

Sunday, July 6, 2008


Sunday, September 10, 2000
i just found out about this awesome site. i don't really know why it's so awesome yet, but right now i have this thing where everything is awesome, well, anything new and exciting, like blogger! wow... who the hell cam up with that name? it's really stupid. anyway, i'm trying to get this whole britney spears site up. but now i'm thinking of starting yet another site... one for youngstown, maybe no authority, maybe even 5ive! gosh, i think i'm addicted to making sites!! that's so not good, since i don't have a lot of time on my hands now that school has started. i guess i should go get to work on my brit site. later everyone.
posted by meggie at 2:52 PM


Friday, February 18, 2005
do schools teach us to obey or disobey
I think that school teaches us to obey and disobey. I think that the teachers force us to obey, but its not our natrual instinct. I beleive that its trying to teach us to obey but we think of disobeying first. Its natrual to do what you want to do and not what other people tell you to do. Schools try to make us obey things we dont want to obey. I also think that they force obeying so much that it makes kids want to disobey.

posted by brandon @ 4:59 AM 3 comments


Saturday, August 13, 2005
Hopefully you guys that root for the kid and the teacher will someday have several daughters turn 13 then "do" their hot male teacher. Talk to me then and lets see your liberal point of view....or maybe your then more mature doubel-standards
posted by NowWhat? at 12:23 AM 2 comments

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